Is that 1800 KNOWLEDGE? The system is broken. I'm unable to upload my emotions to the knowledge bank.

Hi, is that Dan Pink? You never mentioned the downside for this caption competition :(

With only hours to go, the Texas Governor was concerned that every time he tried to make a call for clemency, the line was engaged.

Hello - is that The Matrix? It's says here on the script that I get a nice leather jacket and meet someone called Trinity.

OR

Hello - is that The Matrix? Get me out of this office now before my boss comes in!

Sorry Ken, this is not Dan. But I loved his book and was inspired to enter the New Yorker competition after reading A Whole New Mind.

Ok Dan, I've download a whole new mind, and I still can't enter the competition, will they ever embrace the Asian/Australian aspects of your book?

hi, i'm having problem uploading..

it says i have insufficient memory?

yes, i have checked if it's plugged in!

yes, i have tried rebooting my amygdala!

but how do you know that i'm not a dog?

remind me never to chair this meeting again

honey, i've been promoted from a cog to a node

just what part of my cortex don't you understand

oh look, one of those old fashioned phone handsets

hi, you've reached my backup, i'm on holiday right now...

you've reached the end of the internet, how can i help you?

yeah, but when i agreed to test a google personal appliance...

it works, now how do we get the pointy haired boss to try it?

ouch, this new mp3 player really does mash up the experience

cough, sniffle: hi helpdesk, about that virus in my new PDA...

yes, i know it's not guidelined but all the other ceo's have one

yeah, me too, this knowledge harvesting program has gone too far

i don't really think the sense-probe-respond cycle meant to go this far

ok, i've installed the swim-tutor-2000(tm), can i swim like liesel now?

helpdesk: let me just connect to your system, oooh, your memory really is corrupt

yeah, i can connect to the intersense, but how do i filter out all the sensory spam?

i told you never to ping me at work

trust me bill, 640v is not enough for everyone

I suspect that the cartoon has changed - the link is now going to the 27 March Cartoon contest - number 43. (Either that, or I am having a hell of a hard time relating those captions to the cartoon...)

Anyway, here's a suggestsion for the current one:

"I thought you said you were calling a CROWN witness!"

Yes, it's changed. Just put the original one up.

Hi - can you find something for my other hand?